Gentle Humor: Doctors and Lawyers
May 10, 2008
Guy at a party upon meeting a lawyer: “See that woman across the room? She’s a doctor. At a party last week, I told her my knee had been giving me trouble and asked her opinion, and a few days later she sent me a bill for $100 for `consultation’. Can she do that legally?”
Lawyer: “Yes.”
One week later, the guy received a bill for $100 - from the lawyer.
Gentle Humor: Second Opinion
May 7, 2008
Today’s bit of medical humor, brought to you by http://www.ahajokes.com/medical_joke_of_the_day.shtml
A patient has a sore throat and goes to a doctor to get treatment for it.
Doctor: Your tonsils gotta come out.
Patient: I wanna second opinion.
Doctor: Okay, you’re ugly, too.


